Two Birds With One Stone (well, technically it's three...)

I have an urge to write this whole post in caps BUT I WILL RESTRAIN MYSELF

ANYWHO

HERE'S THE AGENDA

(I thought you weren't going to write in caps....)

......

Moving on...

Yes, I usually try to (TRY being the eye-catcher) post on Wednesday, but tomorrow is Ash Wednesday so Imma posting on Tuesday. But this is going to be a combination of posts because you'll find out. 

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO:

12 of my favorite book couples

Fangirling over 7 of my own couples.....(I'm a weirdo)

Lent 

OH

DO Y'ALL WANT TO KNOW HOW BAD I AM AT PUNS

(no)

Shut up, Lina. Well, in geometry, there's this Theorem that's called the "Side-Splitter Theorem" and the first thing I say is, "It must be hilarious".

IT WASN'T THAT BAD ALRIGHT

(just move onto what you're going to do today. i'm still mad that you didn't let me finish my post yet)

Bitter.

But, you have a point.

Maxon and America

The Selection | The Elite | The One | The Heir  | The Crown

These two.....

COULD HAVE KILLED ME

Hooooomygosh

I listened to the Audiobook for The One and the engagement scene *cries* (I mean the one before the Rebels attack and yeah...) THE WAY THE NARRARATOR MADE HIS VOICE *chokes* 

But, besides that, they are incredibly adorable. Especially in The Heir and The Crown, GAH. AND WHEN EADLYN WENT INTO THEIR ROOM AND SAW THE PICTURES

Kai and Cinder/Selene

Cinder  | Scarlet | Cress  | Winter | Stars Above

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

I LUV THESE TWO SOOOO MUCH

Their whole relationship is just amazing. You're screaming at Kai the whole time, "YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY" and want to hate him...But...let's face it...it's impossible to hate Kai.....

Wolf/Ze'ev and Scarlet

Scarlet | Cress | Winter | Stars Above

*cries*

The whole Alpha Mate system is just too darn adorable. And the way Wolf fell apart was heartbreaking and scream-worthy at the same time. I wouldn't mind someone being my Wolf......

Sean Kendrick and Puck/Kate

The Scorpio Races

THE FIRST KISS

*screams hysterically*

That made me waaaay too happy. I especially love how when you go into Sean Kendrick's (I CAN'T THINK OF HIM AS JUST SEAN OKAY) head how you see him thinking of Puck and is like, "Why am I getting distracted by her?" and I'm here screaming, "I KNOW WHYYYYYYYYY"

Kile and Eadlyn

The Heir | The Crown

I really want them to be together....

So badly.....

*cries*

THEY WERE SO CUTE

Bear and Blanche

The Shadow of the Bear | Black as Night | Waking Rose

#relationshipgoals

But seriously, that's the type of Catholic relationship I want (minus all the dangerous stuff). I really love how Regina Doman has them consider the serious side of dating. And, guys, they get married and have a kid AND YOU DON'T GET THE "They got married and had a kid" BUT THEY GET MARRIED AND HAVE A KID IN THE BOOK.

GAH

THANK YOU, REGINA DOMAN

Fish and Rose

The Shadow of the Bear | Black as Night | Waking Rose

I love their banter sooo much xD

And especially when Fish starts falling in love with Rose *happy sigh*

AND HOW HE STAYS WITH HER WHILE SHE'S IN HER SORT OF COMA

Thane and Ciena

Lost Stars

Although I had mixed emotions on the book, I reallly liked Thane and Ciena. It's a classic. Boy meets girl. They fight bullies together. They train together. They go to the best Imperial Academy together. They start falling in love. They fight. They make up. They keep in contact as they are sent to different sides of the galaxy. Boy joins Rebels. Girl tries to change his mind but fails. They think each other die. (*insert other stuff*). Boy rescues girl. Girl goes to prison for being a high ranking Imperial Officer. They end up with hands on opposite sides of the wall. 

WHAT

LIKE

WHAT

I was happy/dissatisfied with the ending. Like, "Yay! Thane saved Ciena from dying and they love each other" but "WAIT. IT'S OVER????? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? DOES THANE WAIT FOR CIENA? DO THEY EVER LET HER GO??? DO THEY EVER END UP HAPPILY TOGETHER???"

Yeah....

Char and Ella

Ella Enchanted

I think that these two were the first couple that I seriously fangirled over. I just loved their relationship soooo much. It's so sweet and powerful. 

Rhys and Addie

The Two Princesses of Bamarre

Who wouldn't want a sorcerer get rid of all the spiders in your castle? But they're so darn sweet. 

Geric and Anidori/Isi

The Goose Girl  | Enna Burning | River Secrets | Forest Born

Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL

I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE TWO

I HAVE NO WORDS BUT JUST KNOW THAT THEY"RE RELATIONSHIP IS SOOOOOOOO DARN AMAZING.

Razo and Dasha 

River Secrets | Forest Born

These two are hilarious xD You see it more in Forest Born, but they are adorable. 

Waaaay too adorable for my sanity.

Luke and Ariella

These two argue so much I don't know how they ended up married. Sheesh. Who was the crazy author who did that?

Ooooh

Ha

But they're also good for each other. I think. 

Marius and Chandler

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS

I JUST WROTE A SCENE OF THEM THAT MADE ME SOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY

But I think that these kids are going to be perfect for each other. 

Dante and Tasha Hope

I feel like I'm going to have to restrain myself from banging Dante on the head before I get to the end of his story. LIKE. WHY DANTE. WHY.

Christopher and Emilie

This relationship is going to be bittersweet. BUT I FEEL BAD THAT I LIKE THE IDEA OF THEM MORE THAN JACK AND EMILIE AND GAH. CAN'T SPOIL IT.

Rilan and Awyeria

The same as Luke and Ariella. How did they get together???? GAH. BUT THE ENDING I HAVE PLANNED.

I'm not going to be liked.....

Carrington and Ellie

THESE TWO

GAH

THESE TWO

That's all I can say without using caps xD

Miles and Caittriona

*sniff*

*tears of happiness*

These guys make me soo happy

SO

HERE'S THE DEAL

*cough*

I'm giving up any use of the internet that doesn't have to do with school (I can't give up the internet altogether because all of my school is on here) which means I won't be able to read posts or write them. I'm hoping to post and catch up on Sundays but I can't promise anything. I PROMISE I'M NOT IGNORING Y'ALL

So yeah.....

~Ceci

What did you think of my book couple picks? Any of them make you want to scream? Who do you think I should have added? And which of my couples do you want to hear more about? I could pull some strings....